Are you a looner?  If so, then nothing turns you on more than a room full of sexy balloon babes.  But how can you get chicks to agree to doing a little balloon porn?  Here are a few of my own tricks to get sexy balloon babes to strip down and have a little fun.

Just be straight up honest about your balloon porn fetish.  Many hot chicks will agree to do things if you just tell them it turns you on.  Explain what you want them to do (play with the balloons, blow them up, etc., and mention if you want her to get naked or not).  While they might think it’s a little strange that you want them to play with balloons, she will probably agree to it, although you might have to agree to do one of her fetishes in return.

If you don’t want to tell your girl about your balloon porn fetish, you can drop some hints.  Leave a few blown up balloons in the bedroom.  Give her a bag of balloons as a gift. 

Leave up a website featuring sexy balloon babes.  I guarantee no one can resist looking at porn (balloon porn or any other kind) if you leave it up on your computer.  Once she gets an eye-full of what these sexy balloon babes do, you’ll have her very, very curious. 

See if she has a balloon porn fetish, too.  If you don’t want to reveal the fact that you visit balloon porn sites and you don’t to be as forward as leaving balloons in the bedroom, here’s a more subtle approach.  You can leave a balloon in your living room (maybe a birthday one or something) and start playing with it.  If she gets into it, it’s a good sign.  If she looks bored or wonders why you’re getting more enjoyment out of the balloon than most five year olds get, maybe it’s not a good idea to go any farther.

If you do happen to find yourself in the company of sexy balloon babes, don’t blow it (you want them to blow it, er, the balloons, right?).  Be sure to have some of your favorite brand of balloons around for the girls to play with.  And don’t hesitate to get in on the fun!  It’s great to watch sexy balloon babes play, but it can also be fun to get in there with her and roll around in the balloons.  There’s nothing like getting that great balloon smell and feel all over your body while having a hot chick (or dare I even say it – several sexy balloon babes!) right there with you.

Finding sexy balloon babes can be a little challenging unless you like your women to come with a web address.  Once you do find a real live lady who enjoys balloon porn, though, you’ll find your life nearly complete.

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